Each month, Dark Confessions asks several haunters in the industry the
same question and gathers their unique answers in this article.
This issue's question:
"What would you like the epitaph on your gravestone to say?"
(Demons Of Darkness): "May the bugs one day feast upon your bones"
(Haunters Hangout): "Here lies merlin calhoun. This end up to hide his full mooon."
Knid the Vicious
(Legion Of Terror): "If you can read this, get off of me!
It's hard enough to push up this dirt without you on top of it!"
(Slobber Inc.): "Here lies Slobber. May HE rest in pieces"
(The Monster Maze): "Loving husband and proud father who believed it was more important to
give to the community, rather than to idly sit by and do nothing"
(Haunted FX): "My Name"
(Legion Of Terror): "I'm not dead and if you helped put me here I'll get you for that"
(Hedstrom Productions): "Sausage and Pepperoni"
(Legion Of Terror): "Dig Here....I have KFC coupons in my casket!!!"
(GIYRA Haunted House): " Here lies Matthew. He had so many dreams and hopes, now he has reached the one he most desired."
Mike The Halloween Man
(The Haunting At 332): "My body is only dead, my ghost is about to shove a chainsaw up your @$$ right now"
(Cox's Point Haunted Mansion): "Here lies a soul that scared so many other souls."
(The Ed Gein Collection):
1962 - ?
He was 6 ft 4 and full of muscle
until his heart gave out during a bedroom tustle.
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